I love how with my family my mom’s bf is all “Happy Birthday! Here’s a new tarot card set” and my mom’s like “FAIRIES AND DRAGON BOOKS” and Skyrim grandma is like “it’s only 11:45, you’re gonna play Skyrim until 3. YOU HAVE TO. DRAGONS. KILL EVERYONE.DARK BROTHERHOOD. STEALING.YEAH”
iguanamouth: banesboner: am-pour-me-a-glass: gingadensetsusmokeweed: everyone remembers chicken nugger but what about chichen nuggest nugget nugger nuggest new pokemon evolutionary line forgive me for i have sinned
egberts: i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
catcherintheryes: fezzingly: I feel like a rare breed of human female who does not feel attracted to Channing Tatum at all he looks like a thumb
I saw The Great Gatsby yesterday and I totes cried like the whole time. I thought it was brilliant from beginning to end.
hawkeyedriza: absolutelydestinysmood: nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me you can’t repeat the past can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
mybigfatredwedding: Really excited for the next Episode of game of thrones it should be Delightful Wow how wonderful is this turning out for everybody Edmure is gonna marry roslin; i’m so glad they got this Deal worked out with the freys Definitely a move toward peace I‘m just so thrilled that everything is going so well for the North, long live robb stark, I Guess nothing is...
man ordering food: i'll take two sausage zeldas
waitress: no you don't understand they're called sausage links god fucking damn it
c4rcinogencrush: if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
Goodnight, my sparkly beignets
Okay Denmark, pretty good. But, Iceland had the best song of all time. Please tell me Norway is in this. 12 points to Norway for being Norway.
My friend said that the Lord of the Rings is a...
dragonlordoferebor: booksandcatslover: geniusbillionairesassmaster: I AM NO MAN I AM NO MAN MUSTER THE HOHIRRIM